This could happen to me:
Well, maybe not…. I think my neighbors know what I’m all about, and wouldn’t call the cops if they saw me with a pellet gun. They’d assume the best.
We do have a ton of squirrels, and there was a red squirrel stashing black walnuts in the engine bay of my wife’s car. My instructions were to shoot it with my pellet gun. Me, the hippy / softy, kinda recoiled at the task… But the pellet gun is on the porch now waiting for an opportune moment.
These squirrels can cause problems.