This is true, I guess
Ya know Everybody Love Raymond was a show that was on for like 12 years? I never watched it, not a single episode. Or 2 1/2 Men. Budweiser, kinda same deal. Ubiquitous, and I don’t think I’ve ever had one, though I’d have to acknowledge that’s perhaps a function of provinciality.
If they name it America, maybe I’ll buy a 12er, just for the campiness. Thats what they are going for, amirite. A billion extra cases sold in the name of wry camp.